This was NOT my cat

Rabid bobcat attacks golfers

Also...

Silly "Sillhouettes" catalog, you cannot make sleep tees "a little provocative". It's just not a sexy form of sleepwear. ESPECIALLY when your catalog photos make it look like someone is breaking into the house and threatening to take said sleepwear by force:

Tomorrow at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00, the time and date will be:

01:02:03 04/05/06